so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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