I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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