I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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