I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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