so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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