So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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