Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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