I just threw up on my dentist
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Randomize
