Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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