Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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