By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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