Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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