I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Randomize
