who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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