ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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