Small penises have feelings too.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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