he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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