piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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