If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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