Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
