ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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