I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The uberlube is also flammable
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Please don't give away my fajitas
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