i think my tv is drunk
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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