I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
