Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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