where does the pee come out of this thing
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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