Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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