hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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