We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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