Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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