Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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