PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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