yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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