your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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