College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Come share oat with me in your robe
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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