Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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