I skipped work to stalk him.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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