If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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