my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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