just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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