i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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