He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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