Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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