I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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