Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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