Rock
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Fuck
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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