Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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