i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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