some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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