Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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