escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize