In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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