Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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