spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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