just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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