How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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