ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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