and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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