Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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